1.Drill bit
An 18-inch drill bit pierces a man’s eye…well I don't really know how that man managed to reach this performance.I imagined a funny dialog between him and the doctor.
The man with the drill bit in his head enters the doctors room,and falls down bleeding.
M:"Doctor I need help!"
D:"What seems to be the problem?"
M:"A freakin' drill bit pierced my head"
D:"Interesting...hmmm...go on"
M:"...."
D:"I'll just write you down a headache prescription...that should do the trick."

2.Dangerous butter knife
This is an eleven year old boy with a butter knife lodged in his head.Hard to believe,but yes,butter knifes are dangerous weapons...so from now on when you make a sandwich use something that doesn't have round edges...you never know when you're gonna stab yourself with it.If the butter knife can do that....imagine what a plastic knife could do or a plastic fork....let's not talk about the spoon.

1 comment:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My fcuking head is meltiiiiin...
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