Things you shouldn't do when you're married

Well even if I'm not married I can make some suggestions about what you shouldn't do when you're married if you're man.


1.You shouldn't get married to early,take your time.
2.When you want to get married,think first and try not to be drunk,you don't want to marry a woman who's on drugs or who likes to drink to much.
3.You shouldn't go at prostitutes,when shes in town,or you'll end up with half of your belongings.
4.Think twice before having a child,you don't want to end up with gray hair when you're only 30 years old.
5.When you want to chose your son's/daughter's name,don't try to be a smart ass and propose to name him after famous cartoons or movies,like "Hulk","Jed I Knight","Spider-man",because you might end up sleeping at friends 2-3 weeks.
6.It would be a smart thing to quit drinking,like you used drink with your friends,before getting married.
7.Make a good impression at the first dinner with your fiances parents,don't go there drunk with thing drawn on your face and with a skirt on.
8.Always agree with what she says,NEVER and I repeat NEVER tell her she's wrong because you might end up sleeping at friends the rest of your life or even dead.
9.Don't tell her about your new secretary.
10.Try not to fall in love with another woman.If you do,transfer all your belongings in your fathers/mothers account.
11.Don't lose the wedding ring,before the wedding,especially if it's her mother's wedding ring.
12.Hold your bachelor party in place where your fiance can't find.
13.You ought to be home when the plumber ,electrician ,mechanic or builder comes to fix something.
14.Don't forget what you have to say ( the speech ),before saying "Yes!".
15.Don't change your mind at the last moment,that is when the priest asks you the question, because you might end up dead,shoot by her father,stabbed by your fiancee with the knife wich she keep for this kind of situation.
16.Don't forget your anniversary.


These aren't all the thing that you shouldn't do but I'll update every time I hear something new.

And if you have other suggestions leave a comment with them.Those might come in handy one day.