4.17.2009

Bad jokes

Well everybody makes a bad joke once in a while,unfortunately some people make them too often....

When somebody makes a bad joke only two things can happen:

1. Everybody makes fun of that person.

2. Everybody looks at that person and doesn’t say anything, and probably that person tries to fix what he did, without luck in most of the cases.

But it’s OK it can happen to anybody,don't go home and start cutting your self.

It;s not OK if you're a stand up comedian,people will probably throw with vegetables at you( if you don't have money for food this is a good way to get your groceries if you're lucky you might get a pair of shoes too).

But life isn't always that easy,people will probably want their money back,so if you're on the stage and you're the only person who can give their money back,if you aren't in good shape you're chances of survival are under 5%.

But there are a few stupid jokes which make people laugh(of the joke not you),for example.

Two birds stay on a branch,one says to the other "Watch out I'm going to push you",and she pushed her.

Two pancakes were walking through the desert,one trips and drops it's marmalade.

But you have to say them in a funny way,it doesn't matter how bad the joke is,the thing is how you say it.


1 comment:

RafaRR said...

I agree with you can have the funniest joke , but if you don't know how to tell it, people might just not get it. The way someone tells a joke is the most important part of it.