Blonde Jokes

1.Two blondes went in a forest looking for a Christmas tree.
After a few hours of searching without finding anything one says:
You know something?I think all the decorated one's are already taken.

2.How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A:Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.
B:Give her to read a paper which has written on both sides "Read on the other side".

3.Why does a brain cell die in a blondes head?
Nobody can live alone.

4.Why are there two foot steps on a computer screen?
A blonde tried to go online.

5.Two blondes were talking:
B1:Have you ever look in your husbands eyes while having sex?
B2:Yes,of course.
B1:And what expression did he have on his face?
B2:Well he was staring at me from the door.