Fart types

Farting is a tricky thing,you never know how it's gonna come or how.

1.We have the Silent Assassin,although it's silent the terror and pain it causes is unimaginable ,indoors it can reach a range of 5-10 meters in less than 2 minutes.Most people don't survive them.

2.Bubble fart:
You sometimes think that you have to take a shit,but when you go the toilet you feel like a bubble appears in your ass then nothing come's out.And it usually doesn't stink.

3.Big Kahuna:
I call it like this because of the sound it makes,this type of fart usually get's out in silent public places where everybody can hear you.

4.Wet fart:
This one usually come out nasty ,it gives you the impression that you messed up your underwear,although sometimes it's not just an impression.

5.The KFC Fart:
This one is stinky and painful ,after eating some spicy food from KFC when you less expect it ,it will come and when it comes not even God knows what's gonna happen.

6.The "Holy Mother Of Crap!"Fart :
Usually comes after eating a lot of canned beans with hot pepper,not only that it make a" holy mother of crap" sound but it also stinks like that.

7.Strategic Bomb Drop Fart:
You need a lot of skill for this one,it's not so loud and not so stinky ,usually done on purpose just to annoy or just to tell someone to Fuck Off in a stylish way.

8.Under Water Fart :
Appears in romantic moments and it stinks.It can be used for fishing,one fart in the water and half of the ocean is gonna stay with it's belly up.

Caution!
Don't Fart Near Open Fire Extremely Inflammable.

P.S. Women fart as much as men do.

Made By BlackSnow