Only 3 days have passed since school started again and I thought of possibilities in which I can die faster at school than home.Schools are dangerous places,sometimes it's survival of the fittest.
So these are the ways I could die at school faster than home.
When I go at school I could get hit by a bicycle,car,tram,plane,comet even by a damn frozen shit coming from outer space,but if I stay home and watch TV none of these can hit me..well maybe the comet.
When I change classes I could trip and fall on the stairs and break something,home the only place I can fall from is my bed.
At computer classes I'm always afraid that those old computers might blow up and a CD would be thrown towards me.
In class I might get mad and after I turn in every color of the rainbow maybe my head will pop.One minute I'm there the next one I'm a Picasso painting on the wall.
I could get involved in a fight and get stabbed with a pen or a ruler.
My opinion,STAY HOME.
4 comments:
Not sure what your school is like but ours was really old so we were always a little concerned about lead poisoning from the peeling paint.
Hahaha... wow, I didn't realize that school is such a dangerous place.
Stabbed by a ruler? OUCH!
you're a hoot. a good argument against going to school, but i could say the same about going to work... and then how am i going to get my shopping in????? nope. go out and go do....
oh definitely i agree with Shadow.I feel the same thing about work
*CD can be a real blade owwwwww
be careful!
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