9.28.2009

Confucius Man Says

Since today is "Confucius day" I decided to write some confucius things.

"When man stay behind car,man get exhausted."

"When man stay in front of car,man get tired."

"Man who come home late with no flowers bound to keep dog company."

"Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up"

"When man keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day."

"Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house."

"Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck."

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."

"Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner."

2 comments:

Dutch Sugar Babe said...

"Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house."

Too funny.

cybeel said...

Owww my god! These are incredibleeee! Love all!
Haaa haaaaaa