School Jokes

1.School starts and in first grade the teacher wants to see if the pupils know how to count from 1 to 15, so she picks one:
The kid starts:"1,2,3,4...10,Ace,Jack,Queen,King...Joker?

2.Biology class:
Teacher:Which animal is the lion most scared of?
Pupil:Lioness,Ms.

3.Anatomy class:
Teacher:How are the last teeth which appear in the mouth called?
Pupil:Denture,sir.

3.Sociology class:
T:"We call a thief a person which steals from another person"-the teacher explained.
T:Shouts at a student-"You're not paying attention"
S:I am,sir.
T:Then what am I if I pull right now 100$ out of your pocket?
S:A wizard sir!

4.Physics class:
T:Today we will repeat Archimedes laws.
T:Tell me what happens if you enter a tub full of water?
P:The phone will ring?...

5.Religion class:
T:why did god create the man first?
P:So he could once in life talk freely.