7.15.2009

Things we're not supposed to know

They can't hide everything from people.

1.The ten commandment e always see aren't really the ten commandments.There are only 7.
I. Thou shalt worship no other god.
II. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.
III.. The feast of unleavened bread thou shalt keep
IV. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.
V. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks, of the first fruits of wheat harvest, and the feast of
in gathering at the year's end.
VI. Thrice In the year shall all your men children appear before the Lord God.
VII. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven

2.One of the popes wrote a erotic book.Pope Pius II,before being a pope he was a poet,scholar,diplomat,and rakehell.Seems he was a kinky bastard too.

3.After 9/11 the defense department wanted to poison Afghanistan's food supply.
Well that wouldn't have worked because with what food they eat there the only thing that could happen tp them is a stomach ache.

4.Winston Churchill believed in a world wide Jewish conspiracy.
Well maybe he was right,damn bastards.

5.The police aren't legally obligated to protect you.
I think many people managed to figure that out on their own.

6.Genetically-Engineered humans have already been born.
The end is approaching.

7.Prescription pills kill over 100.000 people every year.
I knew that doctors are evil...I bet 50.000 people die at dentists.

8.Work kills more people than war.
So get a beer start the TV and watch the game...and you could also get popcorn.

9.Carl Sagan was a avid pot smoker.
Who says when you're high you won't have good ideas ?

10.That Elvis is still alive.



Yeah BABY!Thank you,thank you very much!...wait..

3 comments:

Ice Queen said...

I have to be honest. I'm not totally surprised by the Carl Sagan thing.

cybeel said...

i'm with #8 :)
No to work in summertime!!!!!

Farah said...

agree on no7!!