7.02.2009

Things any woman should know

1. If you think you're fate...the probably you are,so don't keep asking your boyfriend if you are.
2. Never cut your hair.Never...
3.Birthdays, Valentines Day and anniversaries aren't a competitions : "Who gets the best gift".
4. If you ask a question at which you don't want an answer,then be ready to hear something you don't want to.
5.Shopping isn't a sport.
6.You look good in any clothes...seriously...
7.You have enough clothes.
8.You have to many shoes.
9.Anything that the man said last week doesn't matter in today's argue...
10.Get rid of the cat.Anything is better than a cat...maybe a turtle?.
11.A man doesn't know what day it is.He will never know. Mark all the birthdays and anniversaries in the calendar.
12.Even if you're the beautifulest woman in the world,once in a while he will want to date another girl.
13.If you always want flowers,it won't be such a surprise when you get them.
14.If he sees you kiss a girl and you liked it,be sure that he's never gonna forget that.
15.It could be true that all the good thins in this world are for free, but they might have something to do with sex.

4 comments:

cybeel said...

1- Totally agree. if he answers "yes" he deserves anything she'll do
2- Okay
3- All for economy right?
4-Its our nature what can we do?
5- Hate shopping
6- Owwww
7&8- To me, someone hates shopping, believe me no woman has enough clothes NEVER
9- So hard to remember while argueing
10- WHAT?
11- You lazy men! But you can remember which football team won the world cup in 1982 right?
12- Its unacceptable
13- So it seems you give us flowers so rarely, that makes us suprised
14- Ii'm not Katy Perry
15- Yeah you use that excuse constantly :(

LazyKing said...

Cybeel, LMAo

fun post!

LazyKing said...

busy week-end???

cybeel said...

Blacksnow carma still continues??
And are you okay? I'm curious about you