Police Joke Day

1.Police at the cinema:

Two policeman went to the cinema.the lady asked them what they wanted and one of them said:
I'd like two tickets for the movie please.At which the lady said:
I'm sorry but we ran out of tickets.
Policeman 2:O..well that's not a problem just tell us where they ran and well catch them.

2.The kid and the policeman:

A kid was playing on the beach when the policeman asked him:
P:What are you doing?
K:I'm making a policeman out of sand.
P:And what is the policeman made of?
K:Well...sand,water and shit.
When the policeman hears that he beats the crap out of that kid and tells him not to do that again.
The next day:
P:what are you making now?
K:A fireman.
P:And what is he made of?
K:Sand and water.
P:Why don't you use shit again?
k:Because then it would be a policeman.

3.The Fly and the Police:
How does a policeman vex a fly?
He closes it in a jar and eats shit in front of it.