10.19.2009

Superstitions

In time human kind stupidity invented a lot of ridiculous superstitions to scare other people or just to give them hope.Which doesn't really matter because none of them really work.

Some which are well known:

-If a black cat crosses your path you will have bad luck.
Only if you hit it with your car and ruin your paint job.Or if it jumps from a tree right on you and scares the holy crap out of you.Happened to me.

-That garlic protects from evil spirits and vampires.
And it also protects you from going out on dates.

-To break a mirror will bring you seven years bad luck.
Well if that person is so damn ugly that he/she managed to break that mirror I'd say they have more than 7 years of bad luck coming.

-If you walk under a ladder, you will have bad luck.
Only if on the ladder there is a fat ass worker which farts when you walk under it or if you're really lucky he might just fall on you.Pancake style.

-If the flame of a candle flickers and then turns blue, there's a spirit in the room.
Or someone just farted.

-Washing a car will bring rain.
This isn't a superstition this is one of Murphy's laws.

-If a person experiences great horror, their hair turns white.
That's usually called marriage or children.








2 comments:

Dutch Sugar Babe said...

"That's usually called marriage or children."

HA! They all were funny, though.

LazyKing said...

"marriage" lol thats so true.

hilarious post.

PS: I'm not 100% back yet but I'm getting there