1.Never Back Down (2008)
Jean Roqua:"Never give up, never back down!"
Ryan McCarthy:"If you gonna be the best, you have to take out the best"
Jake Tyler:"I'm gonna stop this guy, win, lose... it makes no difference, it ends tonight. This is my fight. Everyone's got one..."
2.Forever Strong (2008)
Coach Larry Gelwix:"If you want easy, play Lacrosse or Football, or join the Marines. Gentleman welcome to highland Rugby. "
Reading the Tattoo:"I score,this is what I do..."
Trailer :"The greatest victories are born in the heart."
Coach Larry Gelwix:"You have to learn to listen and pay attention to that spirit inside you."
3.Creation (2009)
Charles Darwin:"So much beauty for so little purpose."
Thomas Huxley:"You've killed God, sir!"
4.Troy(2004)
Priam:"I've fought many wars in my time. Some I've fought for land, some for power, some for glory. I suppose fighting for love makes more sense than all the rest."
Achilles:"You're still my enemy in the morning."
Priam:"You're still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect."
Hector:"You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!"
5.Fight Club(1999)
Tyler Durden:"Only after disaster can we be resurrected."
Tyler Durden:"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
Narrator:"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake."
Tyler Durden:"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
Narrator:"It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea."
1.25.2010
1.20.2010
Improvised Weapons
You never know when you're gonna end up in prison,it's better to be prepared,or maybe you'll want to kill your wife/husband and you just don't have any ideas...OR MAYBE...you're gonna be attacked by zombies and you're going to the the last person on earth! But I think you'll rather end up killing your wife/husband.
1.Toothbrush knife:
It's easy to make it,all you need is a tooth brush and something to make the lower part of it sharp.
2.Screwdriver:
Always works when you want to screw somebody.
3.Broken Bottle:
You don't break the bottle with your head,just so we're clear...you can break it on others head though.
4.Razor Toothbrush:
You have to heat the razor blade until it turns red then you put it right in the middle of the fuzzy thing on the toothbrush,very efficient weapon,if you don't manage to kill that person nobody will believe him/her that you tried to kill them with tooth brush.
5.Flashlights:
You take somebody on top of a building and flash them in the eyes,then they'll just run around seeing stars eventually falling of the building.Simple as that.
1.Toothbrush knife:
It's easy to make it,all you need is a tooth brush and something to make the lower part of it sharp.
2.Screwdriver:
Always works when you want to screw somebody.
3.Broken Bottle:
You don't break the bottle with your head,just so we're clear...you can break it on others head though.
4.Razor Toothbrush:
You have to heat the razor blade until it turns red then you put it right in the middle of the fuzzy thing on the toothbrush,very efficient weapon,if you don't manage to kill that person nobody will believe him/her that you tried to kill them with tooth brush.
5.Flashlights:
You take somebody on top of a building and flash them in the eyes,then they'll just run around seeing stars eventually falling of the building.Simple as that.
1.16.2010
Quotes To Remember - Part II
Another list of quotes from movies I recommend you watch.
1.The Last Samurai (2003)
Emperor:"Tell me how he died."
Algren:"I will tell you how he lived."
Katsumoto:"The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life."
2.Stardust (2007)
Narrator: A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... ”Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question.
3.Batman Begins (2005)
Ra's al Ghul:"When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural."
Henri Ducard:"Men fear most what they cannot see."
4.Forest Gump (1994)
Forrest Gump:"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." "
Forrest Gump:"Stupid is as stupid does."
Jenny Curran:"Run, Forrest! Run!"
5.Schindler's List (1993)
Amon Goeth:"The truth, Helen, is always the right answer."
Wilhelm Kunde:"That's what they do. They weather the storm. But this storm is different, this storm is the SS."
Itzhak Stern:"This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf."
1.The Last Samurai (2003)
Emperor:"Tell me how he died."
Algren:"I will tell you how he lived."
Katsumoto:"The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life."
2.Stardust (2007)
Narrator: A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... ”Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question.
3.Batman Begins (2005)
Ra's al Ghul:"When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural."
Henri Ducard:"Men fear most what they cannot see."
4.Forest Gump (1994)
Forrest Gump:"My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." "
Forrest Gump:"Stupid is as stupid does."
Jenny Curran:"Run, Forrest! Run!"
5.Schindler's List (1993)
Amon Goeth:"The truth, Helen, is always the right answer."
Wilhelm Kunde:"That's what they do. They weather the storm. But this storm is different, this storm is the SS."
Itzhak Stern:"This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf."
1.15.2010
Quotes To Remember - Part I
A list of quotes I chose from movies,which in my opinion are the best I've ever seen.
1.Big Fish (2003) a very imaginative movie in my opinion.
Senior Edward Bloom:"They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up."
2.The Shawshank Redemption (1994) is the best movie I have ever seen.And I'm sure no movie will change that fact a few years.
Andy Dufresne:[in letter to Red]"Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
Red:"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
I strongly suggest you watch this movie.It is ,indeed, a master piece.
3.The Godfather I (1972)
Don Corleone:"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Don Corleone:"Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking."
Don Corleone:"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Michael Corleone:"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment."
Seven Pounds (2008) honestly this movie was sadder than The Titanic.
Ben Thomas:"In seven days,God created the world.And in seven seconds,I shattered mine."
Ben Thomas:"It is within my power to drastically change his circumstances, but I don't want to give that man a gift he doesn't deserve."
5.Felon (2008)
John Smith:"When your life is defined by a single action,it changes the concept of time."
1.Big Fish (2003) a very imaginative movie in my opinion.
Senior Edward Bloom:"They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up."
2.The Shawshank Redemption (1994) is the best movie I have ever seen.And I'm sure no movie will change that fact a few years.
Andy Dufresne:[in letter to Red]"Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."
Red:"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
I strongly suggest you watch this movie.It is ,indeed, a master piece.
3.The Godfather I (1972)
Don Corleone:"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Don Corleone:"Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking."
Don Corleone:"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Michael Corleone:"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment."
Seven Pounds (2008) honestly this movie was sadder than The Titanic.
Ben Thomas:"In seven days,God created the world.And in seven seconds,I shattered mine."
Ben Thomas:"It is within my power to drastically change his circumstances, but I don't want to give that man a gift he doesn't deserve."
5.Felon (2008)
John Smith:"When your life is defined by a single action,it changes the concept of time."
1.10.2010
Racism
It's shameful that nowadays there still are racist people,where's the peace and unity?
Last Halloween I saw 2 people dressed as KKK's,there are only 3 possible explications for that:
-nationalist people
-lack of imagination;
-or they're some really stupid bastards;
Even so,it's just wrong.
And another funny,but sad thing is when some people,even though their white,they keep acting black and saying to each other "nigger",I don't see the purpose of that.For example:
1:"What are you doing NIGGER!?
2:"Chillin',drinking ma milk.NIGGER.50 Cent madafaka."
Don't they know that in some areas people get shot for saying that word?
I think even aliens could be racists,if a black alien come on their planet they would say "Holy Shit! It's a niggailen."
And it's not only about black people,even now when somebody sees an Arab the only things running through his mind are:Guns,Bomb and terrorism.I mean WTF there are about 1.2 billion worldwide.
But since the U.S. has a black president all the racist bastards can .......... and ..... with a ............ .
Last Halloween I saw 2 people dressed as KKK's,there are only 3 possible explications for that:
-nationalist people
-lack of imagination;
-or they're some really stupid bastards;
Even so,it's just wrong.
And another funny,but sad thing is when some people,even though their white,they keep acting black and saying to each other "nigger",I don't see the purpose of that.For example:
1:"What are you doing NIGGER!?
2:"Chillin',drinking ma milk.NIGGER.50 Cent madafaka."
Don't they know that in some areas people get shot for saying that word?
I think even aliens could be racists,if a black alien come on their planet they would say "Holy Shit! It's a niggailen."
And it's not only about black people,even now when somebody sees an Arab the only things running through his mind are:Guns,Bomb and terrorism.I mean WTF there are about 1.2 billion worldwide.
But since the U.S. has a black president all the racist bastards can .......... and ..... with a ............ .
What do you learn from school ?
Honestly I learned many things from school,but they never came in use ... except for the things I learned at math,Romanian and English in primary school.I would be better if they would let us chose what to learn at school instead of having so many hours per day.
The funny thing is that I learned some valuable life lessons from classes which don't really have anything to do with that.
So I'll tell you what I learned from each class.
1.Math:Well...nothing...but if I concentrate a bit maybe.....nope still nothing.
2.Romanian:I learned that blonde Romanian teachers can't do shit.
3.Physics: I realized that gravity really is a bitch.
4.Chemistry: I learned that beans and plums don't make a good chemical reaction in the stomach.
5.Geography: I learned that Romania is located in the asshole of Europe.
6.French: I learned that by mixing a lot of alcoholic drinks a happy ending is impossible.
7.Sports: I realized that playing basketball on ice isn't as easy as it sounds.
8.Music: I realized that I won't ever be an opera singer.
9.History: I learned to many things which aren't even related to history.
What did you learn from school?
The funny thing is that I learned some valuable life lessons from classes which don't really have anything to do with that.
So I'll tell you what I learned from each class.
1.Math:Well...nothing...but if I concentrate a bit maybe.....nope still nothing.
2.Romanian:I learned that blonde Romanian teachers can't do shit.
3.Physics: I realized that gravity really is a bitch.
4.Chemistry: I learned that beans and plums don't make a good chemical reaction in the stomach.
5.Geography: I learned that Romania is located in the asshole of Europe.
6.French: I learned that by mixing a lot of alcoholic drinks a happy ending is impossible.
7.Sports: I realized that playing basketball on ice isn't as easy as it sounds.
8.Music: I realized that I won't ever be an opera singer.
9.History: I learned to many things which aren't even related to history.
What did you learn from school?
1.08.2010
UFOs
You are not alone...They are here for you! (Michael Jackson style)
I'm kinda bored so I decided to write about UFOs,well I always imagined that one day a huge UFO is going to fly over Earth and we'll be invaded by aliens which have Rick Roll masks,talk with a funny Scottish accent and aren't taller than a midget.
Anyway I don't really believe in UFOs,I believe there is something smarter than us out there(even if nothing exists it's still smarter than us) or even if they really are smart they wouldn't come on this planet,except for the chocolate and fields where their kids can draw we don't have anything important.
Or maybe they are already here,they use human shapes to disguise themselves,that would explain Paris Hilton and George W.Bush's existence.
Anyways coming back to the subject again,I think the UFOs seen until now are just fakes made up by some really bored people,and the rapid lights were just pilots from the Air Force playing with flashlights,that or something went wrong with some rockets.
I'm kinda bored so I decided to write about UFOs,well I always imagined that one day a huge UFO is going to fly over Earth and we'll be invaded by aliens which have Rick Roll masks,talk with a funny Scottish accent and aren't taller than a midget.
Anyway I don't really believe in UFOs,I believe there is something smarter than us out there(even if nothing exists it's still smarter than us) or even if they really are smart they wouldn't come on this planet,except for the chocolate and fields where their kids can draw we don't have anything important.
Or maybe they are already here,they use human shapes to disguise themselves,that would explain Paris Hilton and George W.Bush's existence.
Anyways coming back to the subject again,I think the UFOs seen until now are just fakes made up by some really bored people,and the rapid lights were just pilots from the Air Force playing with flashlights,that or something went wrong with some rockets.
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