During the past years I realized many things,some of them very important:
-The fact that faring alone isn't fun,neither is watching movies.
-I realized that telling a girl she's fat gets you in a lot of shit, sometimes literally speaking.
-Eating sandwiches found under the bed not knowing since their there might get you in a "shitty" situation.
-You don't mess with Mother Nature,Mother Russia or God damned Mother In Law's.
-Math kills a lot of brain cells.
-Concentrating on a thing/human won't make them explode.
-I realized that my imagination sooner or later is gonna cause me a hart attack.
I mean holy crap sometimes at night I can't look outside the window because I think I'm gonna see a beheaded ghost(and I don't even watch horror movies)or worse... my future mother in law.
Sometimes it really sucks to have a lot of imagination.
-The fact that cleaning is useless.
-The chances of getting killed with a nail clipper are getting higher every day.
In my imagination she was harrier and had horns.And had a nail clipper.
1 comment:
You have a great imagination! And telling a girl or woman she's fat is just asking for it. Do you like a little pain :)
I wish I could make people explode.
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