Some which are well known:
-If a black cat crosses your path you will have bad luck.
Only if you hit it with your car and ruin your paint job.Or if it jumps from a tree right on you and scares the holy crap out of you.Happened to me.
-That garlic protects from evil spirits and vampires.
And it also protects you from going out on dates.
-To break a mirror will bring you seven years bad luck.
Well if that person is so damn ugly that he/she managed to break that mirror I'd say they have more than 7 years of bad luck coming.
-If you walk under a ladder, you will have bad luck.
Only if on the ladder there is a fat ass worker which farts when you walk under it or if you're really lucky he might just fall on you.Pancake style.
-If the flame of a candle flickers and then turns blue, there's a spirit in the room.
Or someone just farted.
-Washing a car will bring rain.
This isn't a superstition this is one of Murphy's laws.
-If a person experiences great horror, their hair turns white.
That's usually called marriage or children.
"That's usually called marriage or children."
ReplyDeleteHA! They all were funny, though.
"marriage" lol thats so true.
ReplyDeletehilarious post.
PS: I'm not 100% back yet but I'm getting there