Some which are well known:
-If a black cat crosses your path you will have bad luck.
Only if you hit it with your car and ruin your paint job.Or if it jumps from a tree right on you and scares the holy crap out of you.Happened to me.
-That garlic protects from evil spirits and vampires.
And it also protects you from going out on dates.
-To break a mirror will bring you seven years bad luck.
Well if that person is so damn ugly that he/she managed to break that mirror I'd say they have more than 7 years of bad luck coming.
-If you walk under a ladder, you will have bad luck.
Only if on the ladder there is a fat ass worker which farts when you walk under it or if you're really lucky he might just fall on you.Pancake style.
-If the flame of a candle flickers and then turns blue, there's a spirit in the room.
Or someone just farted.
-Washing a car will bring rain.
This isn't a superstition this is one of Murphy's laws.
-If a person experiences great horror, their hair turns white.
That's usually called marriage or children.
2 comments:
"That's usually called marriage or children."
HA! They all were funny, though.
"marriage" lol thats so true.
hilarious post.
PS: I'm not 100% back yet but I'm getting there
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