I think this is the best picture I've ever taken.
9.30.2009
Time's not wasted when youre getting wasted II
Last weekend I went drinking with a friend,I don't usually drink,not only that my stomach hurts like hell the next day,but also that I tend to do stupid things when I'm drunk and it's also expensive to get drunk considering that I don't like beer.
Anyways,I started with a shot of tequila then I continued with 2 more and after a while I reached 10,at 10 a friend sitting with us lighted a paper on the table,this is what is was thinking in that moment:
"UUUU Pretty light,I wonder what happens if I touch it."
Even though I was drunk I can still remember everything ...well mostly...at least I didn't adopt a child or something...or did I?Holy Carp.
After almost all our friends went home we moved at another table and drank 2 more shots.After those suddenly everything seemed pretty,except for the stairs those suck,I almost fell when I left.
Later we went in a club where we meet with the friend from the PUB,I started dancing with myself,but I remember a lot of people touching my hair.That wasn't right.
Finally I left towards home and luckily I reached my destination without any casualties,when I got home I started washing the dishes,I can't really imagine what I was thinking at 4 am which made me wash the dishes.My mom saw me and said that I should come more often drunk home.
At least nobody drew anything on my face and I didn't make any tattoos on my ass.
Anyways,I started with a shot of tequila then I continued with 2 more and after a while I reached 10,at 10 a friend sitting with us lighted a paper on the table,this is what is was thinking in that moment:
"UUUU Pretty light,I wonder what happens if I touch it."
Even though I was drunk I can still remember everything ...well mostly...at least I didn't adopt a child or something...or did I?Holy Carp.
After almost all our friends went home we moved at another table and drank 2 more shots.After those suddenly everything seemed pretty,except for the stairs those suck,I almost fell when I left.
Later we went in a club where we meet with the friend from the PUB,I started dancing with myself,but I remember a lot of people touching my hair.That wasn't right.
Finally I left towards home and luckily I reached my destination without any casualties,when I got home I started washing the dishes,I can't really imagine what I was thinking at 4 am which made me wash the dishes.My mom saw me and said that I should come more often drunk home.
At least nobody drew anything on my face and I didn't make any tattoos on my ass.
9.28.2009
Confucius Man Says
Since today is "Confucius day" I decided to write some confucius things.
"When man stay behind car,man get exhausted."
"When man stay in front of car,man get tired."
"Man who come home late with no flowers bound to keep dog company."
"Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up"
"When man keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house."
"Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."
"Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner."
"When man stay behind car,man get exhausted."
"When man stay in front of car,man get tired."
"Man who come home late with no flowers bound to keep dog company."
"Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up"
"When man keep hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
"Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house."
"Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."
"Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner."
9.27.2009
Things you should do when you're bored
When I'm really bored my imagination starts working and when I'm really bored thing don't usually end well.
Prank calling is really funny and also addictive ,but sometimes if you have my luck for example, out of 25 calls ,3 of them will be relatives and recognized your voice.I mean holly crap I was calling random numbers.
When you prank call people don't do it on the cell phone,and tell people to do stupid things such as:
-measuring how tall is their refrigerator.
-how long is the cable from the phone to the TV.
-or tell them that they won something,then at the end something like"Oh,what was your name again?oh I think we got the wrong number."
-once me and some friends called another friend and told him that he was recruited in the army.He almost pissed himself.We kept him more than 30 minutes on the phone.
But to do these you need to be serious when talking with the victim.
Oh yeah,doing prank calls alone isn't fun,3 persons at least.When I was smaller I used to do prank calls with my dad.
2.Or you could just read jokes on the Internet or watch some stand up comedies.
I strongly recommend you watch Bill Cosby - Himself(1982) Stand-up,that man is a genius.I suggest you download it from somewhere,it's better than watching it on the internet.
I also recommend Eddie Murphys Stand-up comedies from 1983 and 1987 and Chris Rock's stand-ups.
Prank calling is really funny and also addictive ,but sometimes if you have my luck for example, out of 25 calls ,3 of them will be relatives and recognized your voice.I mean holly crap I was calling random numbers.
When you prank call people don't do it on the cell phone,and tell people to do stupid things such as:
-measuring how tall is their refrigerator.
-how long is the cable from the phone to the TV.
-or tell them that they won something,then at the end something like"Oh,what was your name again?oh I think we got the wrong number."
-once me and some friends called another friend and told him that he was recruited in the army.He almost pissed himself.We kept him more than 30 minutes on the phone.
But to do these you need to be serious when talking with the victim.
Oh yeah,doing prank calls alone isn't fun,3 persons at least.When I was smaller I used to do prank calls with my dad.
2.Or you could just read jokes on the Internet or watch some stand up comedies.
I strongly recommend you watch Bill Cosby - Himself(1982) Stand-up,that man is a genius.I suggest you download it from somewhere,it's better than watching it on the internet.
I also recommend Eddie Murphys Stand-up comedies from 1983 and 1987 and Chris Rock's stand-ups.
9.26.2009
Lawyer Jokes
A movie with the name "The devils advocate" was made,but they didn't know that all of them are the devils advocate.
1.Why don't lawyers go at the beach?
Because cat's keep trowing sand at them.
2.What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer?
Vampires suck blood only during the night.
3.When do you know that a lawyer is lying?
When he moves his lips.
4.A group of terrorist entered a hotel where a meeting of the best lawyers was taking place and took all of them as hostages,almost 500.Later the terrorist leader announced:
"If we don't get our money in 3 hours we will start releasing 1 lawyer/hour."
5.After a lawyer managed to help a well know thieve he sent him the bill.The tives writes him back:
"I think you misunderstood which one is the thieve here."
1.Why don't lawyers go at the beach?
Because cat's keep trowing sand at them.
2.What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer?
Vampires suck blood only during the night.
3.When do you know that a lawyer is lying?
When he moves his lips.
4.A group of terrorist entered a hotel where a meeting of the best lawyers was taking place and took all of them as hostages,almost 500.Later the terrorist leader announced:
"If we don't get our money in 3 hours we will start releasing 1 lawyer/hour."
5.After a lawyer managed to help a well know thieve he sent him the bill.The tives writes him back:
"I think you misunderstood which one is the thieve here."
9.25.2009
9.23.2009
Things you shouldn't do when you're alone
I experienced almost all the things I'm gonna say ,so you could say their kind of ... scientifically tested.Anyway don't do them.
1.This one is the worst.Once I was alone and my mom called and told me that there is a small whole in the roof and I have to go up and repair it. Holy crap,how irresponsible can a parent be?I could have felled and died...or worst...wait.
Anyway,that didn't happen,but after I climbed up I accidentally pushed the ladder,epic I know,SO I just stood there watching the clouds waiting for somebody to come home and put the ladder back.
If you ever do this at least take a god dam phone with you.
2.Never make a barbecue if you're alone,I did it once and when the meat was almost ready I had to take a piss and I couldn't do it in the garden because the neighbors would have seen me,so I went in the house, until I came back the meat was on fire./facepalm.
3.Avoid making baths,every time I make bath and I'm alone home the phone has to ring,not the cell phone..the cell phone never rings when I'm taking a bath.And just when I answer the other person closes.
I don't think it's a person I think it's an IT which waits until people get in the bathtub then makes prank calls.Or maybe it's Murphy calling.
4.Never put something on the oven and leave from the kitchen,there are 99% chances that you're gonna forget it there.
5.Never exercises heroic maneuvers alone,because you're bound to do something stupid.
6.Never open the door to Jehovah's Witnesses you need more than 3 people to get them out of the house.
1.This one is the worst.Once I was alone and my mom called and told me that there is a small whole in the roof and I have to go up and repair it. Holy crap,how irresponsible can a parent be?I could have felled and died...or worst...wait.
Anyway,that didn't happen,but after I climbed up I accidentally pushed the ladder,epic I know,SO I just stood there watching the clouds waiting for somebody to come home and put the ladder back.
If you ever do this at least take a god dam phone with you.
2.Never make a barbecue if you're alone,I did it once and when the meat was almost ready I had to take a piss and I couldn't do it in the garden because the neighbors would have seen me,so I went in the house, until I came back the meat was on fire./facepalm.
3.Avoid making baths,every time I make bath and I'm alone home the phone has to ring,not the cell phone..the cell phone never rings when I'm taking a bath.And just when I answer the other person closes.
I don't think it's a person I think it's an IT which waits until people get in the bathtub then makes prank calls.Or maybe it's Murphy calling.
4.Never put something on the oven and leave from the kitchen,there are 99% chances that you're gonna forget it there.
5.Never exercises heroic maneuvers alone,because you're bound to do something stupid.
6.Never open the door to Jehovah's Witnesses you need more than 3 people to get them out of the house.
9.22.2009
School Jokes
1.School starts and in first grade the teacher wants to see if the pupils know how to count from 1 to 15, so she picks one:
The kid starts:"1,2,3,4...10,Ace,Jack,Queen,King...Joker?
2.Biology class:
Teacher:Which animal is the lion most scared of?
Pupil:Lioness,Ms.
3.Anatomy class:
Teacher:How are the last teeth which appear in the mouth called?
Pupil:Denture,sir.
3.Sociology class:
T:"We call a thief a person which steals from another person"-the teacher explained.
T:Shouts at a student-"You're not paying attention"
S:I am,sir.
T:Then what am I if I pull right now 100$ out of your pocket?
S:A wizard sir!
4.Physics class:
T:Today we will repeat Archimedes laws.
T:Tell me what happens if you enter a tub full of water?
P:The phone will ring?...
5.Religion class:
T:why did god create the man first?
P:So he could once in life talk freely.
The kid starts:"1,2,3,4...10,Ace,Jack,Queen,King...Joker?
2.Biology class:
Teacher:Which animal is the lion most scared of?
Pupil:Lioness,Ms.
3.Anatomy class:
Teacher:How are the last teeth which appear in the mouth called?
Pupil:Denture,sir.
3.Sociology class:
T:"We call a thief a person which steals from another person"-the teacher explained.
T:Shouts at a student-"You're not paying attention"
S:I am,sir.
T:Then what am I if I pull right now 100$ out of your pocket?
S:A wizard sir!
4.Physics class:
T:Today we will repeat Archimedes laws.
T:Tell me what happens if you enter a tub full of water?
P:The phone will ring?...
5.Religion class:
T:why did god create the man first?
P:So he could once in life talk freely.
9.20.2009
Army Joke Day
1.At war with German's,a man spots a German soldier well armed,so he hides in a well.The German come near the well so the soldier hiding there thinks he should act like an echo.And so the German started:
G:Is some down there?
A:Is some down there?
G:I should go in the forest.
A:I should go in the forest.
G:But first I should throw a grenade.
A:But first you should go in the forest.
2.The officer from the recruiting center asks a young soldier.
O:What's wrong with your eye?
S:It an artificial eye,sir.
O:And whats is it made of?
S:It's made out of glass,sir.
O:Ohh ...well of course you have to see thorough it.
3.The general asks:
G:Soldier,what do you have to do when you hear the commend:"Volunteers make one step forward"?
S:I step aside so that the volunteers can step forward,sir.
4.The Sargent asks a soldier:
Sarge:Tell me soldier,why isn't it allowed to smoke inside the base?
S:You're perfectly right,why isn't it....?
5.The Sargent a bit nearsighted said:
Sarge:Attention!This goes for you too,the one with the red cap from the back.
S:Sir,that's a hydrant.
Sarge:He can be what he want's,here even those who finished high school must obey.
G:Is some down there?
A:Is some down there?
G:I should go in the forest.
A:I should go in the forest.
G:But first I should throw a grenade.
A:But first you should go in the forest.
2.The officer from the recruiting center asks a young soldier.
O:What's wrong with your eye?
S:It an artificial eye,sir.
O:And whats is it made of?
S:It's made out of glass,sir.
O:Ohh ...well of course you have to see thorough it.
3.The general asks:
G:Soldier,what do you have to do when you hear the commend:"Volunteers make one step forward"?
S:I step aside so that the volunteers can step forward,sir.
4.The Sargent asks a soldier:
Sarge:Tell me soldier,why isn't it allowed to smoke inside the base?
S:You're perfectly right,why isn't it....?
5.The Sargent a bit nearsighted said:
Sarge:Attention!This goes for you too,the one with the red cap from the back.
S:Sir,that's a hydrant.
Sarge:He can be what he want's,here even those who finished high school must obey.
9.19.2009
Happy Pirate's Day
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
I usually sing this song before I'm taken to the principal's office.
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
I usually sing this song before I'm taken to the principal's office.
Flower
I was looking throw some photos and I found my Summer Flowers Collection. I like snow, but I like photographing flowers more.
Which reminds me of my Deviant art account.(click here)
Damn you Google
WTf do people have with Pakistanis and Chinese people? ignoring the fact that Chinese people eat babies.
Other uses for a condom
After you use a condom it's not necessary to throw it,you can wash it and use it in other way,but don't put it on again.During this economical crisis we have to recycle everything.
1.You can carry fish in it.
2.you can freeze a Popsicle in it.Yum Yum.
3.You can use it as a trap for snakes and mice.
5.Put it on a bottle make a few holes and you have a watering can.
4.You can put it on as a mask.Make a few holes in it.
6.Make a swimsuit out of it.Id chose banana.
7.use it a as a jelly mold.
8.You can put it on a can of coke or a bottle of beer so it won't go flat.
9.It can be used as a coin bag.
9.You can stuff food in it so it will keep it hot and juicy.
10.It can be inflated and used a beach ball.
1.You can carry fish in it.
2.you can freeze a Popsicle in it.Yum Yum.
3.You can use it as a trap for snakes and mice.
5.Put it on a bottle make a few holes and you have a watering can.
4.You can put it on as a mask.Make a few holes in it.
6.Make a swimsuit out of it.Id chose banana.
7.use it a as a jelly mold.
8.You can put it on a can of coke or a bottle of beer so it won't go flat.
9.It can be used as a coin bag.
9.You can stuff food in it so it will keep it hot and juicy.
10.It can be inflated and used a beach ball.
9.17.2009
9.14.2009
School makes people die faster
Only 3 days have passed since school started again and I thought of possibilities in which I can die faster at school than home.Schools are dangerous places,sometimes it's survival of the fittest.
So these are the ways I could die at school faster than home.
When I go at school I could get hit by a bicycle,car,tram,plane,comet even by a damn frozen shit coming from outer space,but if I stay home and watch TV none of these can hit me..well maybe the comet.
When I change classes I could trip and fall on the stairs and break something,home the only place I can fall from is my bed.
At computer classes I'm always afraid that those old computers might blow up and a CD would be thrown towards me.
In class I might get mad and after I turn in every color of the rainbow maybe my head will pop.One minute I'm there the next one I'm a Picasso painting on the wall.
I could get involved in a fight and get stabbed with a pen or a ruler.
My opinion,STAY HOME.
So these are the ways I could die at school faster than home.
When I go at school I could get hit by a bicycle,car,tram,plane,comet even by a damn frozen shit coming from outer space,but if I stay home and watch TV none of these can hit me..well maybe the comet.
When I change classes I could trip and fall on the stairs and break something,home the only place I can fall from is my bed.
At computer classes I'm always afraid that those old computers might blow up and a CD would be thrown towards me.
In class I might get mad and after I turn in every color of the rainbow maybe my head will pop.One minute I'm there the next one I'm a Picasso painting on the wall.
I could get involved in a fight and get stabbed with a pen or a ruler.
My opinion,STAY HOME.
9.13.2009
Nasty Facts
Since school starts tomorrow I decided to make this post with nasty facts.
1.If you don’t brush plaque off your teeth,it hardens into a substance called tartar which is like cement and impossible to remove with your toothbrush.
I believe those are called teeth grills and a lot of rapper have those.
2.To save space, 98 percent of dead Japanese people are cremated rather than buried.
Well considering how many they are they would need bunk cemeteries,so I guess it's easier to fry them.Who know?Maybe they send them a restaurant.Maybe they taste like chicken.
3.If you try to stop yourself from throwing up by closing your mouth, the vomit will just come out of your nose.
But what happens if we hold our nose too?
4.People in ancient China ate mice as a delicacy.
Now they moved on to dogs,cats and rats.
5.Cockroaches taste through their feet.
I wouldn't wish to be a cockroach if I stepped in shit.
6.A cockroach can live for a week after its head is cut off.
A mother in law doesn't die if you poison her,shoot her,cut her head of put her in a a plastic bag and throw her in the ocean.Scientifically tested.
7.In 1740, a cow found guilty of witchcraft was hanged.
"The cow made yogurt instead of milk,it's a witch I tell you."
8.There are 100 million times more insects than people on earth and their total weight is 12 times the total weight of people.
Don't these people have anything else to do ,you know stay with they family,grow a plant anything else besides calculating how may insects we have on this planet.
1.If you don’t brush plaque off your teeth,it hardens into a substance called tartar which is like cement and impossible to remove with your toothbrush.
I believe those are called teeth grills and a lot of rapper have those.
2.To save space, 98 percent of dead Japanese people are cremated rather than buried.
Well considering how many they are they would need bunk cemeteries,so I guess it's easier to fry them.Who know?Maybe they send them a restaurant.Maybe they taste like chicken.
3.If you try to stop yourself from throwing up by closing your mouth, the vomit will just come out of your nose.
But what happens if we hold our nose too?
4.People in ancient China ate mice as a delicacy.
Now they moved on to dogs,cats and rats.
5.Cockroaches taste through their feet.
I wouldn't wish to be a cockroach if I stepped in shit.
6.A cockroach can live for a week after its head is cut off.
A mother in law doesn't die if you poison her,shoot her,cut her head of put her in a a plastic bag and throw her in the ocean.Scientifically tested.
7.In 1740, a cow found guilty of witchcraft was hanged.
"The cow made yogurt instead of milk,it's a witch I tell you."
8.There are 100 million times more insects than people on earth and their total weight is 12 times the total weight of people.
Don't these people have anything else to do ,you know stay with they family,grow a plant anything else besides calculating how may insects we have on this planet.
Swimming Place Fail
Holy mother of frozen balls.Maybe he thought he was a medieval warrior which had to kill the ice using his axe and stay naked as a camouflage.
9.12.2009
9.10.2009
I think my neighbors are spies
Yesterday all my neighbors were suspiciously friendly,they didn't say anything: when I accidentally threw my ball in their garden(again),when I made a barbecue and all the smoke when at them , they didn't have problems with me taking fruits out of their trees,not even when I was making their dog mad.
So I thought they might be spies,you know the original neighbors where replaced with clones which were trained to be friendly and to report everything I do,epic.Not that I would do something bad such as illegal experiments,building nuclear warhead or anything like that.If I'm half Arab it doesn't mean I do that,well not necessarily.
I'm actually building weapons of mass destruction such as:
-Farting in a giant jar,then I plan to throw it over ....something.
-Spread the EMO disease all over the world.
-Leave my sandwiches under my bead until I have an army of Sandwich Monsters.
*evil laugh**cough**spit hair ball*
So I thought they might be spies,you know the original neighbors where replaced with clones which were trained to be friendly and to report everything I do,epic.Not that I would do something bad such as illegal experiments,building nuclear warhead or anything like that.If I'm half Arab it doesn't mean I do that,well not necessarily.
I'm actually building weapons of mass destruction such as:
-Farting in a giant jar,then I plan to throw it over ....something.
-Spread the EMO disease all over the world.
-Leave my sandwiches under my bead until I have an army of Sandwich Monsters.
*evil laugh**cough**spit hair ball*
9.09.2009
Only in Romania part 2
When I thought about my country I said it's bad,but after I thought more about it I realized that it sucks.BIG TIME!
Yesterday,while I was watching the news,I saw something very interesting and in the same time really stupid. A group of thieves which robbed a lot of places got caught and sent to jail.OK.But after 30 days they were released and right after they were out they started robbing again.They were caught again...and released the next day..now they stole again and got caught again.Probably they'll be released soon.
I can't manege to understand the stupidity of this country how can you release somebody after he robbed places,got caught,released and started to rob again.That's just stupid.Funny though,but in a sad way.
In Romania people are very religious...some of them are so religious that they feel forced to have a 3kg cross hanging on their necks.Maybe they want feel what Jesus felt when he carried the cross on his back.
But the funniest thing you'll ever see in Romania are the people wearing clothes from "famous brands" such as Gigolo Armani ,D&C ,Mike or GGuci...or the fake ass rappers which dress like 50 Pesos and pretend that they grew up in the hood with bitches and Bling Blings.
Mr.T ain't got shit on this guy.
Yesterday,while I was watching the news,I saw something very interesting and in the same time really stupid. A group of thieves which robbed a lot of places got caught and sent to jail.OK.But after 30 days they were released and right after they were out they started robbing again.They were caught again...and released the next day..now they stole again and got caught again.Probably they'll be released soon.
I can't manege to understand the stupidity of this country how can you release somebody after he robbed places,got caught,released and started to rob again.That's just stupid.Funny though,but in a sad way.
In Romania people are very religious...some of them are so religious that they feel forced to have a 3kg cross hanging on their necks.Maybe they want feel what Jesus felt when he carried the cross on his back.
But the funniest thing you'll ever see in Romania are the people wearing clothes from "famous brands" such as Gigolo Armani ,D&C ,Mike or GGuci...or the fake ass rappers which dress like 50 Pesos and pretend that they grew up in the hood with bitches and Bling Blings.
Mr.T ain't got shit on this guy.
9.07.2009
9.06.2009
Things you shoudn't do on a date
Since now you know how to escape from a date,maybe you should think twice before leaving not because the fact that if she goes at her father crying you're gonna find yourself shot 9 time is the head cut into pieces and sleeping with Nemo...well this too...but maybe it won't be that bad if you stay.
1.Well first of all don't do what I wrote in the "How to escape from a date" post.
2.Don't go on a date dressed as you're ready to start the Olympic Games.
3.Don't say things like these:
-"You remind me of my first girl fried but you kinda look like the 9th one,nah you look exactly like my 28th girlfriend."
-"You remind my of my mother."
-"You remind my of my grandmother."
-"You look exactly like that girl which got killed by a flying shit."
-"I told a few friend to come here."
-"I remember when I was younger I got herpes from this restaurant."
-"Do I have to pay for you to?"
-"Holy Mother of Shit! That...thing in your plate is still moving."
4.Don't start talking about sports if she's not into them because then she's gonna start practicing some sports such as : Knife throwing,Frisbee with plates maybe even spoon and fork throwing.
5.Don't go dressed with tight pants and a pink T-shirt with a rainbow and unicorn on it...that's not to manly...only if you want to go and make your nails and hair with her.
Sex machine.I have to lol at this one too.LOL!
1.Well first of all don't do what I wrote in the "How to escape from a date" post.
2.Don't go on a date dressed as you're ready to start the Olympic Games.
3.Don't say things like these:
-"You remind me of my first girl fried but you kinda look like the 9th one,nah you look exactly like my 28th girlfriend."
-"You remind my of my mother."
-"You remind my of my grandmother."
-"You look exactly like that girl which got killed by a flying shit."
-"I told a few friend to come here."
-"I remember when I was younger I got herpes from this restaurant."
-"Do I have to pay for you to?"
-"Holy Mother of Shit! That...thing in your plate is still moving."
4.Don't start talking about sports if she's not into them because then she's gonna start practicing some sports such as : Knife throwing,Frisbee with plates maybe even spoon and fork throwing.
5.Don't go dressed with tight pants and a pink T-shirt with a rainbow and unicorn on it...that's not to manly...only if you want to go and make your nails and hair with her.
Sex machine.I have to lol at this one too.LOL!
9.05.2009
9.03.2009
Announcement!
Before I write another post I want to know one thing,Do I have readers?, beside LazyKing and cybell,because it's not interesting to write for me. So if it doesn't boder you...can each reader leave a comment,with anything I don't care ."you suck","my mom's fat","my father beats me"....wait don't leave almost anything .Just so I know that I'm writing for more than 2 people,anyway thanks a lot for reading my blog LK and cybell.
Oh yeah If I have more than 15 readers then I can tell somebody "Haha!You your god damn face!"
Oh yeah If I have more than 15 readers then I can tell somebody "Haha!You your god damn face!"
9.02.2009
Al Wadi-Rum
There area few photos I made when I was at Al Wadi-Rum sunset camp in Jordan.It's said that here is the perfect place to view the sunset.
I already posted a picture of the the sunset here.
You can see these if you climb on a mountain.
I already posted a picture of the the sunset here.
You can see these if you climb on a mountain.
Dear Fail
This shows that not only in Russia English learns you.I made this picture at the Syrian border.
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