Improvised Weapons

You never know when you're gonna end up in prison,it's better to be prepared,or maybe you'll want to kill your wife/husband and you just don't have any ideas...OR MAYBE...you're gonna be attacked by zombies and you're going to the the last person on earth! But I think you'll rather end up killing your wife/husband.

1.Toothbrush knife:
It's easy to make it,all you need is a tooth brush and something to make the lower part of it sharp.

2.Screwdriver:
Always works when you want to screw somebody.

3.Broken Bottle:
You don't break the bottle with your head,just so we're clear...you can break it on others head though.

4.Razor Toothbrush:
You have to heat the razor blade until it turns red then you put it right in the middle of the fuzzy thing on the toothbrush,very efficient weapon,if you don't manage to kill that person nobody will believe him/her that you tried to kill them with tooth brush.

5.Flashlights:
You take somebody on top of a building and flash them in the eyes,then they'll just run around seeing stars eventually falling of the building.Simple as that.