How to waste time?

I'm sure that everybody had a day when they didn't have what to do and just wanted the day to end,so I decided to make this list of what to do just to waste time.

1.Play Chess-this game takes a lot of time and if you don't have with who to play I think there are a few sites with games that have chess to.

2.If you're at school and you get bored in class but in the same time you can't skip it,look for leprechauns like I do ,damn bastards their every were.Or you can blow paper at colleagues through a straw.

3. If you're home and you don't have anything to do,after you check three times all the TV channels,you could go to sleep or talk about politics with your imaginary friend.

4.Or you could waste your time on the Internet,remember your TIME not your life, reading Chuck Norris Facts,or jokes.

5.If you're in town with a friend and you both get bored you can blow your imaginary trumpet,figure out if you can climb through a playing card,imitate other people's way of walking ,get drunk,the you can find a new friend and do it all again.

6.If you have imagination,I suggest you imagine these:

-imagine having to go out and kill your lunch before you can cook and eat it;
-imagine the worst thing that could happen to you;
-imagine what you would do with ultimate power;
-imagine you where a leprechaun owning a pot of gold;
-imagine having a howler monkey for a pet;
-imagine colleagues' reactions if you came to work dressed differently;