Chuck Norris facts!

1.Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
2.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
3.Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
4.There is no theory of evolution.Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
5.Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
6.It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
7.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
8.Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
9.Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
10.There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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