5.18.2009

The Earth Is Flat

Today I found an article in which I read that a group of scientists proved that the Earth is flat...

This group is called Flat Earth Society,how fucked up can somebody be,these people must have been really bored,I mean I get bored sometimes but I don't start proving that something so obvious is scientifically wrong.
"The Earth is, more or less, a disc," states James McIntyre,yea and it was probably thrown by God when he was playing Frisbee.
The moon landings? Faked, said the flat-Earthers. Satellite images of the Earth? Fake, fake, fake.Of course their fake wouldn't you waste the governments money to hide the fact that the Earth is round from the whole freakin' world,you know just for the fun?

And if what their trying to prove is true,then I suggest you lower the speed when you're near the edge because you don't want to fall of Earth.

Imagine what would happen if everybody would start things like this,tomorrow I could start a new group called "The Balloon Earth",and I could scientifically prove that the Earth is just a balloon filled with helium and that's why it's floating and we're not just falling until we're gonna hit the bottom of the Universe,and the end of the world will be when God's son will come and start poking the earth with a gigantic stick until it blows up.

And probably we aren't even humans the government just gave us some indestructible elastic costumes when we were born,only few managed to get rid of that costume Michael Jackson,Marilyn Manson ,and there aren't women or men,were just a bunch of hermaphrodites,sex is just for entertainment.

Original article:http://www.hockeyforum.com/hockeyforum-chit-chat/50207-believers-flat-earth-not-about-change-minds.html

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's not as bad as the group of lesbians in california that lobby for more funding and less restrictions on stem-cell research, with the hopes of an eventual ability to clone human beings. then? give free toys to all the women, kill out man (by not having sex with them), and just clone themselves over and over and over....a woman's earth...

Domirip said...

The Peanut Butter Blur : That's an abomination!But me likee lesbians (not the ugly ones).