The only thing I understood from these signs is that men are running after little pigtailed girls at 40 miles/hour.
8.31.2009
Sign Fail
The only thing I understood from these signs is that men are running after little pigtailed girls at 40 miles/hour.
Blogging Award
This award is from blogs which make my day better.
Scarlett's Walk Because for her making people laugh is as easy as walking.
Lazy king or here even when he's lazy he can make you laugh.
Rafael´s Fight Against a Mechanical Life Even at war he can make you laugh.
If you want you can put it somewhere on your blog/site.
And congratulation LazyKing for having so many followers and for your new site.
How to escape from a date/meeting
Many time's you're going to find yourself at a date/meeting with nothing to do and you just want to escape,but just don't know how.But there always is a way to escape you just need imagination.
1.Date:
You can always stand up an leave but that might get you stabbed ,hit with the plate,soup in your pants and so on...to avoid all these you can just eat some onion or garlic before you go on a date,you can say any word and she/he is gonna leave,that or she/he is gonna faint,either ways you win.
Or you can be a complete asshole:talking with your mouth full,fart,start talking about grouse things.
Say that you want to go to the toilet and escape through the window.
2.Meeting:
Be late and they won't even let you in.
Or starts complaining about anything other people say.
Sleep during the meeting...well if you do this you could get fired,but HEY! you don't have to go at another boring meeting again.
1.Date:
You can always stand up an leave but that might get you stabbed ,hit with the plate,soup in your pants and so on...to avoid all these you can just eat some onion or garlic before you go on a date,you can say any word and she/he is gonna leave,that or she/he is gonna faint,either ways you win.
Or you can be a complete asshole:talking with your mouth full,fart,start talking about grouse things.
Say that you want to go to the toilet and escape through the window.
2.Meeting:
Be late and they won't even let you in.
Or starts complaining about anything other people say.
Sleep during the meeting...well if you do this you could get fired,but HEY! you don't have to go at another boring meeting again.
8.29.2009
How to tell a girl she's fat
Well there are a lot of ways to tell a girl she's fat but it depends how suicidal you are.
So if you have a lot of balls .... you should probably visit a doctor,it's not ok to have more than two balls.But if you have a lot of courage you can just tell her she's fat.
If you go with her at shopping you can tell her:"If I where you I would go on XL".Only If you mange to survive the shopping,because I went once shopping with a girl and I'm never going to do that mistake again.NEVER.
If you take her out at a restaurant:"You should try the vegetables ,you know,low fat and that kind of stuff."But tell her before the waiter puts the tableware,you don't want to get stabbed with a fork or spoon.
If you visit her house:"Isn't that couch a bit to small for you?Anyway the door sure is.Have you ever though of going to the gym?"
Or "I'm sure you like singing",but maybe she won't get it.
So if you have a lot of balls .... you should probably visit a doctor,it's not ok to have more than two balls.But if you have a lot of courage you can just tell her she's fat.
If you go with her at shopping you can tell her:"If I where you I would go on XL".Only If you mange to survive the shopping,because I went once shopping with a girl and I'm never going to do that mistake again.NEVER.
If you take her out at a restaurant:"You should try the vegetables ,you know,low fat and that kind of stuff."But tell her before the waiter puts the tableware,you don't want to get stabbed with a fork or spoon.
If you visit her house:"Isn't that couch a bit to small for you?Anyway the door sure is.Have you ever though of going to the gym?"
Or "I'm sure you like singing",but maybe she won't get it.
8.12.2009
Things that really piss me off on trips
There's no better place like home.Actualy there is.
1.I hate when people talk in front of me in a language I can't understand.
I always think their making fun of me so then I starts making fun of them in Romanian.This year,in Jordan, I made fun of someone in Romanian,not surpsingly he knew Romanian.
2.Getting lost:with my dad driving it's easy to get lost,because when I tell him that we missed the road only after 5 minutes he agrees with me.
3.Having to go out with people I don't know.
4.Sleeping in a tent.My back still hurts from the last time I sleept in a tent.
5.Doing things which I don't have any idea how their done.Like roller skating. Because I know that I'm gona brake a few bones.
6.Going with my familly on a trip.Because it's hard to go on a trip with my little brothers,I always hear them "mom I have to pee","mom I have to poo","mom I want to eat ","mom I have to puke".I don't understand how my mom didn't suecide yet.
In conclusion it's better to stay home and sleep.
1.I hate when people talk in front of me in a language I can't understand.
I always think their making fun of me so then I starts making fun of them in Romanian.This year,in Jordan, I made fun of someone in Romanian,not surpsingly he knew Romanian.
2.Getting lost:with my dad driving it's easy to get lost,because when I tell him that we missed the road only after 5 minutes he agrees with me.
3.Having to go out with people I don't know.
4.Sleeping in a tent.My back still hurts from the last time I sleept in a tent.
5.Doing things which I don't have any idea how their done.Like roller skating. Because I know that I'm gona brake a few bones.
6.Going with my familly on a trip.Because it's hard to go on a trip with my little brothers,I always hear them "mom I have to pee","mom I have to poo","mom I want to eat ","mom I have to puke".I don't understand how my mom didn't suecide yet.
In conclusion it's better to stay home and sleep.
8.05.2009
Syria
Only one thing is for sure here, THIS IS ONE FUCKED UP COUNRY.
1.Here the people really love the president; everybody has a picture with him on the wall. Some people love him so much that they crash their car into his...A few days ago I managed to see how a taxi hit the presidents car...HOLY CRAP!...it's the god damned president, if a taxi managed to hit his car imagine how easy it would have been for a terrorist group to attack.
2.The women are strange here...not because their ugly...well that too. but they like to use a lot of make up and wear a lot of jewelry, I understand that they want to be "beautiful" with a lot of make up, when I was sitting in the car and a lady cocked at the window she was wearing so much make that she scared the crap out of me, almost literally speaking.
But I came up with a explication for the jewelry: the jewelry is so shinny that the men are blinded by it and can't see their face. This sounds reasonable
3.This country stinks, no really...it stinks, when people clean their houses I think they do the same thing I do when I clean my room, they clean the house but throw the trash in front of it.
4.American site's are forbidden here, fuck that, that's not fair, I had to use UltraSurf to
write this post .
The only nice and clean thing from here is the sea. When I see it I forget all the bad luck I had .when I'm going to return home I'm gona post a few funny and beautiful photos from here.
And I'm sorry but I can't return comments from here because the text box from the comments don't appear.
1.Here the people really love the president; everybody has a picture with him on the wall. Some people love him so much that they crash their car into his...A few days ago I managed to see how a taxi hit the presidents car...HOLY CRAP!...it's the god damned president, if a taxi managed to hit his car imagine how easy it would have been for a terrorist group to attack.
2.The women are strange here...not because their ugly...well that too. but they like to use a lot of make up and wear a lot of jewelry, I understand that they want to be "beautiful" with a lot of make up, when I was sitting in the car and a lady cocked at the window she was wearing so much make that she scared the crap out of me, almost literally speaking.
But I came up with a explication for the jewelry: the jewelry is so shinny that the men are blinded by it and can't see their face. This sounds reasonable
3.This country stinks, no really...it stinks, when people clean their houses I think they do the same thing I do when I clean my room, they clean the house but throw the trash in front of it.
4.American site's are forbidden here, fuck that, that's not fair, I had to use UltraSurf to
write this post .
The only nice and clean thing from here is the sea. When I see it I forget all the bad luck I had .when I'm going to return home I'm gona post a few funny and beautiful photos from here.
And I'm sorry but I can't return comments from here because the text box from the comments don't appear.
8.04.2009
The Trip
Finally after 2 weeks I found Internet, actually I found the next day I arrived here but it was limited on Syria, so I couldn't post anything.
Now I'm writing from a computer on which everything is upside down and I'm writing from right to left....which very uncomfortable so I'll probably have mistakes.
So... the trip...well we didn't even leave and we had problems...the day before we left the extra trunk (the thing you put on top of the car) cracked and it was almost ripped into 2 pieces ,and not having time to buy another one we left with it like that.
So the next day we tied the trunk and left. We had to Serbia and Bulgaria that day because my dad doesn't like Bulgaria , the problem was that we couldn't go over 120 km/h because then the trunk would open ,but the road through Serbia and Bulgaria wasn't bad ,the fun started only in Turkey.
We stayed 4 damn hours at the border because the guards went to pray and there was only one on duty anyways after we passed my father was to tired to continue the road so we sleep in the car,after he woke up we continued our road.NEVER chose the shortest way on the GPS,because once again it took us in the middle of nowhere so we lost a few hours that way.
When we where almost at the border with Syria the good road ended and it was like a damn horror movie going through the mountains during the night,on a unfinished road whit foggy wheather,you could've cut the fog whit a knife,not metaphorically speaking.And when we finally reached the border there was nobody there we had to wait 2 hours for somebody to come just to move 100 meters to wait again 3 hours until we passes the Syrian border.And after 3 more hours we finally arrived at my garndparents house.
I don't know if I'll write again in the next 2 weeks but I'll try.Peace.
Now I'm writing from a computer on which everything is upside down and I'm writing from right to left....which very uncomfortable so I'll probably have mistakes.
So... the trip...well we didn't even leave and we had problems...the day before we left the extra trunk (the thing you put on top of the car) cracked and it was almost ripped into 2 pieces ,and not having time to buy another one we left with it like that.
So the next day we tied the trunk and left. We had to Serbia and Bulgaria that day because my dad doesn't like Bulgaria , the problem was that we couldn't go over 120 km/h because then the trunk would open ,but the road through Serbia and Bulgaria wasn't bad ,the fun started only in Turkey.
We stayed 4 damn hours at the border because the guards went to pray and there was only one on duty anyways after we passed my father was to tired to continue the road so we sleep in the car,after he woke up we continued our road.NEVER chose the shortest way on the GPS,because once again it took us in the middle of nowhere so we lost a few hours that way.
When we where almost at the border with Syria the good road ended and it was like a damn horror movie going through the mountains during the night,on a unfinished road whit foggy wheather,you could've cut the fog whit a knife,not metaphorically speaking.And when we finally reached the border there was nobody there we had to wait 2 hours for somebody to come just to move 100 meters to wait again 3 hours until we passes the Syrian border.And after 3 more hours we finally arrived at my garndparents house.
I don't know if I'll write again in the next 2 weeks but I'll try.Peace.
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