8.05.2009

Syria

Only one thing is for sure here, THIS IS ONE FUCKED UP COUNRY.

1.Here the people really love the president; everybody has a picture with him on the wall. Some people love him so much that they crash their car into his...A few days ago I managed to see how a taxi hit the presidents car...HOLY CRAP!...it's the god damned president, if a taxi managed to hit his car imagine how easy it would have been for a terrorist group to attack.

2.The women are strange here...not because their ugly...well that too. but they like to use a lot of make up and wear a lot of jewelry, I understand that they want to be "beautiful" with a lot of make up, when I was sitting in the car and a lady cocked at the window she was wearing so much make that she scared the crap out of me, almost literally speaking.
But I came up with a explication for the jewelry: the jewelry is so shinny that the men are blinded by it and can't see their face. This sounds reasonable

3.This country stinks, no really...it stinks, when people clean their houses I think they do the same thing I do when I clean my room, they clean the house but throw the trash in front of it.

4.American site's are forbidden here, fuck that, that's not fair, I had to use UltraSurf to
write this post .

The only nice and clean thing from here is the sea. When I see it I forget all the bad luck I had .when I'm going to return home I'm gona post a few funny and beautiful photos from here.

And I'm sorry but I can't return comments from here because the text box from the comments don't appear.

3 comments:

cybeel said...

"The jewelry is so shinny that the men are blinded by it and can't see their face"
Owww this is reallyyyyy funny. LMAO

Interesting facts. You know every country has its own culture and may be hard to understand

PS-Are u back? Or still on the road?
And thank you for that Romanian correction ;)

LazyKing said...

Thats really messed up but freaking hilarious!!
#1 2 3 are rotfltromao
#4 is just shiteous for you guys. American sites are so much fun.

Anonymous said...

Thanks...I'm still on the road...8 more days @cybell you're welcome.