11.23.2009

Didaskaleinophobia

This a dreadful disease..spread all around the world...everybody surfers from it...well..almost everybody who doesn't suffer from it suffers from geekness the only cure for this one is a silver bullet in the head.

Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of attending school and it had terrorized humans since the beginning of time.

Symptoms that you contacted didaskaleinophobia:
-you feel dizziness and your feet shaking when you're around the school;
-the constant need to go at the toilet;
-your heart beats faster;
-excessive sweating;
-living with the fear that you could die any moment hit by a spitball.

Ways to cure it:
It a very long and hard procedure:

-you have to take a short vacation and it's important you don't hear anything related to school.NO smartass jokes,NO references to how hard it is at school,NO teacher names.

-when you go back to school the first weeks you have to sleep during classes;

-and finally in the last 2 weeks of school you can start attending classes.

After the Summer Break you have to start all over again.


In the past days I've been busy and I couldn't post anything,soon I'm gonna start posting daily again.

1 comment:

  1. Yep, I suffer from it too. Thanks for the tips. I need a short vacaticon.

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