How to see if a man is gay

These signs will help you in life...hopefully if your a man your best friend isn't gay.
If he is...the if you really are his best friend...put him out of his misery.

1.If a man talks a lot about your muscles and keep trying to touch them.That ain't right.

2.If a man eats a banana and talks about sex with another man.

3.If he makes a strange squeak if he's scared.

4.If a man assists in a discussion about how other men look with women.

5.When a man has a rainbow in his room.

6.Considers a fruitcake as being a nice gift.

7.Has a funny German accent.