Why karma is a bitch

During the last weeks karma was a bitch with me,here are some reasons.

1.When I do a good things something bad happens.
2.When I really try to help people something bad happens.
3.When I do a bad thing,a bad thing happens.

Wtf?shouldn't there be a equilibrium,you know "Do good things,and good things will happen","My name is Earl" is full of bullshit.

Now I'm afraid to do good things.

-If I go to help somebody build something there are 100% chance that something will fall on my foot.

-If I give my seat away in the bus,it will probably put a break and I'll fall and break something.

-If I want to help somebody without that persons permission he/she will probably be pissed off.

I have a recent example,I didn't o anything bad in the passed 3 weeks,and 2 day ago I sprained my ankle while playing basketball,in 16 years I never sprained my ankles.

I don't even want to think what's gonna happen because I wrote this post,probably I'll get shot in the ankle by a maniac which just broke out of prison or I'll get zapped by a experimental military satellite.



That came from outer space and I was the target.