When are you drunk?

This list could be useful when you never got wasted before,so that when you get wasted you'll know how much time you have until you're gonna get your ass kicked by your parents.
1.When you have a debate with object around you,and they still have the last word.
2.When you have to hold on to the asphalt so you won't fall off the sidewalk.
3.Your doctor finds blood in the alcohol samples you sent him.
4.When the toilet seat insists on hitting you.
5.24 hours per day,24 beers in a crate,I don't think that's a coincidence.
6.You have two hands and only one mouth ,this could be a problem while drinking.
7.When you can see better if you have your eyes closed.
8.When the parking lot moved away while you where drinking.
9.When your best friends become Jack Daniels and Jim Beam,then you'll soon visit Dr.Pepper.
10.When the ugly lady near you turns in a smokin' hot chick,don't invite her home.
11.When you think that having your underwear on your head gives you superpowers.
12.When you start searching for Nemo,naked.
13.When you wish to be a Pokemon.(this happened to me)