A:Both of their mottos are "touching is good".
Q:Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and a TV?
A:Both can be black and white.
Q:Whats the similarity between Michael Jackson and Play Station?
A:Both get played by 7 year olds.
Q:Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A:One is pale an scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
Q:What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit?
A:A happy meal.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: What's the first problem the Michael's child will have in life?
A: Figuring out which parent is his mother.
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