Be thankful for

For your husband who snores,
Because he's not in another woman's bed.

For the taxes you pay,
Because that means you have a job.

For the clothes which are a bit tight,
Because that means you have enough to eat.

For the shadow following you everywhere,
Because that means you are still human.

For the chores you have around home,
Because that means you have an house.

For the parking spot located at the end of the parking lot,
Because that means you can walk and you have a car.

For the noise made by neighbors,
Meaning that you can still hear.

For the alarm waking you up every morning,
Meaning that you still are alive.