Important corporative lessons 1

Three very important lessons in life.(which indubitably is a bitch).

Lesson 1:

One day a crow was staying on top of a tree without doing anything.
Then a rabbit came and asked him if he can stay near the tree without doing anything.
The crow answers :"Sure,why not?"
After a few minutes a fox appears and eats the rabbit.

Conclusion:To sit without doing anything you have to be above,high above.

Lesson 2:

A turkey really wanted to get on top of a tree.One day a bull said that if he eats his turd he will have enough power to reach the top of that tree.
The turkey tastes a bit an realizes that it gives him strength and so he managed to reach the first branch,the next day he took a bigger bite and managed to reach the second branch and after he ate a lot of it he managed to reach the top of the tree.

The next day a farmer shoot him so he could take him down.

Conclusion: Eating shit will help you reach the top,but it doesn't guarantee you're gonna stay there.

I'll tell you the last lesson in the next post.