Random Joke Day

1.An actor asked his director:"What do you think,how did I kill Desdemona?"
Director:"You killed her,but I think you killed Shakespeare first."

2."Sir ,sir why are you leaving? the play hasn't finished yet."
"That's the reason I'm leaving."

3.Why didn't Bruce Willis play in the Titanic?
Because he would have saved everyone from death.

4.Two drunk men meet:
1:"Did you have breakfast this morning?"
2:"Nope,not a single drop."

5.Two drunk men meet at night.
1:"Tell is that white thing on the sky the Moon?"
2:"I don't know I'm not from this neighborhood."