Things you shoudn't do on a date

Since now you know how to escape from a date,maybe you should think twice before leaving not because the fact that if she goes at her father crying you're gonna find yourself shot 9 time is the head cut into pieces and sleeping with Nemo...well this too...but maybe it won't be that bad if you stay.

1.Well first of all don't do what I wrote in the "How to escape from a date" post.

2.Don't go on a date dressed as you're ready to start the Olympic Games.

3.Don't say things like these:
-"You remind me of my first girl fried but you kinda look like the 9th one,nah you look exactly like my 28th girlfriend."
-"You remind my of my mother."
-"You remind my of my grandmother."
-"You look exactly like that girl which got killed by a flying shit."
-"I told a few friend to come here."
-"I remember when I was younger I got herpes from this restaurant."
-"Do I have to pay for you to?"
-"Holy Mother of Shit! That...thing in your plate is still moving."

4.Don't start talking about sports if she's not into them because then she's gonna start practicing some sports such as : Knife throwing,Frisbee with plates maybe even spoon and fork throwing.

5.Don't go dressed with tight pants and a pink T-shirt with a rainbow and unicorn on it...that's not to manly...only if you want to go and make your nails and hair with her.



Sex machine.I have to lol at this one too.LOL!