Lawyer Jokes

A movie with the name "The devils advocate" was made,but they didn't know that all of them are the devils advocate.

1.Why don't lawyers go at the beach?
Because cat's keep trowing sand at them.

2.What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer?
Vampires suck blood only during the night.

3.When do you know that a lawyer is lying?
When he moves his lips.

4.A group of terrorist entered a hotel where a meeting of the best lawyers was taking place and took all of them as hostages,almost 500.Later the terrorist leader announced:
"If we don't get our money in 3 hours we will start releasing 1 lawyer/hour."

5.After a lawyer managed to help a well know thieve he sent him the bill.The tives writes him back:
"I think you misunderstood which one is the thieve here."