Army Joke Day

1.At war with German's,a man spots a German soldier well armed,so he hides in a well.The German come near the well so the soldier hiding there thinks he should act like an echo.And so the German started:

G:Is some down there?
A:Is some down there?
G:I should go in the forest.
A:I should go in the forest.
G:But first I should throw a grenade.
A:But first you should go in the forest.

2.The officer from the recruiting center asks a young soldier.

O:What's wrong with your eye?
S:It an artificial eye,sir.
O:And whats is it made of?
S:It's made out of glass,sir.
O:Ohh ...well of course you have to see thorough it.

3.The general asks:
G:Soldier,what do you have to do when you hear the commend:"Volunteers make one step forward"?
S:I step aside so that the volunteers can step forward,sir.

4.The Sargent asks a soldier:
Sarge:Tell me soldier,why isn't it allowed to smoke inside the base?
S:You're perfectly right,why isn't it....?

5.The Sargent a bit nearsighted said:
Sarge:Attention!This goes for you too,the one with the red cap from the back.
S:Sir,that's a hydrant.
Sarge:He can be what he want's,here even those who finished high school must obey.