2012,bullshit or cow turd?

I bet it's cow turd.

Everybody started to make a big fuss about 2012 just because some smart ass said that the Maya calendar ends in 23 December,I mean we aren't that lucky to get of this planet that easily we still have a few decades to bust our asses working here.

And even if that calendar ends 2 more calendars ended before and the end was seen only by the people who stayed behind me when I farted.

I bet that 2 days before "the end" everybody is gonna go crazy and do stupid things,those being what they always wanted to do.So don't be surprised to see: naked people running like in American Pie:Naked Mile,millionaires wasting their money on bullshit ,people bungee jumping off their roofs etc. I'll probably be eating at KFC or watching a movie at the cinema.

And if it's gonna be the end of something,it's gonna be the end of the world as we know it,so maybe they'll change the name of the planet ,it's gonna be called The Fart.

Or maybe we'll be invaded by man eating gnomes which have their headquarters on the dark side of the moon,but I'll start building a anti-gnome bunker,and in 2012 in my bunker will be the last survivors,maybe their already here and disguised as....MIDGETS..wait...they already have actors and porn stars,so the invasion started.

Yeah....maybe I should stop sleeping with my TV on.

Guys I'm leaving for 2-3 weeks ,I'm going in Damascus at my other grandparents and I don't know how I'm gonna write because in Syria they don't use the internet to much,but I'll find somewhere a internet-cafe somewhere.



Told you.