1.Tow police men were talking:
-Why do you tell your child to sleep on the wardrobe?
-Because last time he fell of the bed I didn't hear him.
2.Q:Why don't policemen die when you shout then in the head?
A:Because they don't have any vital organs there.
Timmy:
3.Timmy,what would you like write on your grave?
-Something simple,not to long.
-Like what?
-Be right back.
4.Somalians:
Q:How many Somalians can get on a bus?
A:All of them.
Q: How many Somalians are there in Somalia?
A: Approximately 5,5 kg.
Q:how do Somalians salute each other?
A:What wind brings you here?
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