Things you shouldn't/should do when you're on a trip

The following suggestion I'm going to make aren't only from me ,but from a lot of friends which did these mistakes.

1.Well first of all,you should buy a map your gona need it,because if you start asking people you might get lost ,and check what map you bought because last time I want on a trip my grandfather bought a map with Europe and we needed one for Romania,of course we realized that after we got lost.

2.Take food with you,because you never know where you'll end up staying,a friend ate only tomatoes and cheese three days because there weren't any shops near the camp so he bought what he found at people selling by the street.

3.If you go at the mountains,don't go like you're going at the beach,like I did.Be prepared for anything that could happen.

4.If you stay at a hotel,don't bring prostitutes because there is a 99% chance that when you'll wake up you won't have anything beside your clothes on.

5.If you're afraid that you're going to be robbed,don't read tips from books,because as you read them anyone can read them even the burglars.Be inventive, the sock method works only if your feet stink.

6.This one's classic,if you go at the beach don't fall asleep in the sun,because after 2-3 hours of sleeping in the sun you'll be roasted like a turkey,or like KFCs chicken (bun I'm sure you won't be "Finger licking good").

7.Never pull over for am man dressed like a woman,or who looks like Michael Jackson.

If you have other tips leave a comment with them.