Doctors

Everybody hates doctors,even though they help us,it doesn't matter what kind of doctor you're going at:
-dentist(these are the worst I'm still afraid of them),
-family practitioners(you usually go at them when you need medicine),
-neurology(brain doctors,don't worry they can't see how smart you are),
-radiology(these are funny because they let you see the X-ray scans),
I think you got the point,were always afraid about whats going to happen.

There area a few ways to avoid going at them,but only for a few days because you'll still end up at them.

If you have to go at a dentist eat onion,garlic anything that makes your breath stink, surely he's going to change your appointment.

If you have to go for a blood test,just eat something before going,and tell the doctor that you ate,he can't test your blood if you ate,but this only saves you for a day ,because if you keep doing this every time they'll think you're an idiot an send you to a psychologist.

I'd prefer to be operated in stead of taking injections,a least when you're operated you're under anesthetics.

And remember never go at a doctor which gives you candy,or looks like Einstein,you might wake up after three days with four arms or three feet.