Yo mama's day!

Yo mama's so fat,they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat,the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat,she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse "

Yo mama's so fat,when she gets in a elevator, IT HAS TO GO DOWN!.

Yo mama's so fat,I ran around her two times and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat,when she ran away,they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat,at the zoo,the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so dumb,she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo mama's so fat,her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so ugly,her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so stupid,she saw a billboard that said "Doge Trucks" and she started
ducking through traffic.

This isn't the kind of mother you want to meet on the street.