Trying to be cool?

1.Be yourself.I mean don’t be yourself,but act like you are cool naturally.Confusing,huh?
2.Smoke.Smoke weed,smoke tobacco,smoke everything possible.If it’s cool.(If you have health problems, try to be cool without smoking)
3.Drink.Not too much.Just to look cool,you don’t have to be sleeping in a trench involuntary.
4.Speak smart.Speak with short words,actually don’t speak too much,and when you do,always say something smart.If you talk too much you’ll end up being a clown or a liar while trying to act cool.
5.Don’t get involved in fights.You can end up dead.Believe me,shit happens’.And if you are involved in a fight make everything possible to win and show that you are cool.
6.Quote famous movies,persons or books.
7.Be a shady character.Don’t be morbid,just dark,shady.
8.Don’t worry about what other people say or think about you,but be aware of how people perceive you.
9.Don’t take orders from other people,except they are your bosses.And if your boss doesn’t treat you with respect,kick his/her ass.
10.Be friendly,but not too friendly.
11.Search real friends.Few.
12.Don’t wear expensive clothes.Have your own fashion,wear vintage clothes or accessories,whatever you feel comfortable and confident in,as long as you look cool.
13.Wear accessories,wear sunglasses,wear hats,scarfs,pendants,watches,whatever.
14.Get cool tattoos.Great designs (this time expensive because you will have a tattoo all your life,and it has to look good and last).
15.Be humble but not a sucker.To be arrogant isn’t cool.
16.Have a haircut that suits you.
17.Act cool,look cool,think cool.
If you have more tips & trick share the knowledge!